Silky’s, Squirrel Hill
“Hooray” for Me! “Boooo” for Cancer!
Tonight I finished third in a comedy contest, and thereby qualified for a spot in the upcoming “Laugh in the Face of Cancer” comedy show.
The show, taking place on September 17 at the Improve at the waterfront, is a fundraiser for Gilda’s Club of Western PA.
The mission of Gilda’s Club is to create welcoming communities of free support for everyone living with cancer – men, women, teens and children – along with their families and friends.
Make plans now to attend this great show on September 17 and support a great cause!
If You Don’t Get Selected for the Jerry Springer Show…
…this is available at the Rite-Aid in Moon Plaza.
Oh yeah: show tonight at the Improv in Homestead. 8:00. $10 if you mention my name.
GO PENS. Lyrics Quiz Answers. GO PENS
June Show Preview
Upcoming Shows:
- TONIGHT, June 9. 9:00 pm. The Brillobox. FREE. With Eric Donaldson, Sean Collier, Patti Emory, and John McIntire. Hosted by Gab Bonesso.
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Tuesday, June 16, 8:00 pm. The Improv at the waterfront. Gilda’s Club Fundraiser/Comedy Contest. $10 if you mention my name, $15 if you mention some other random name.
- Saturday, June 20, 7:00 pm. Ava Lounge, East Liberty. Father’s Day Tribute Comedy Show. With Gab Bonesso, Eric Donaldson, James Stout and John Pridmore. $5.
- Saturday, June 27, 9:00 pm. Billy Elmer’s Comedy Cookout at Sunny Jim’s on Camp Horne Road in the North Hills. $10.
Blast From the Past 1: P.O.V.
This short film was an entry in the 2004 Pittsburgh Filmmakers “Film Kitchen” film festival.
All movies had to incorporate a theme of “appliances.”
P.O.V. took the 1st place jury selection. Hooray for me!
Be sure to check out star Christine Tarbet’s site. She’s an fixture on the L.A. film and comedy scene and the star of several commercials!
P.O.V. from Tom Musial on Vimeo.
Lyrics Quiz: Grey’s Anatomy Edition
This week’s lyrics quiz them is parts of the body. Enjoy!
- With your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight
- What the world needs now is another folk singer like I need a hole in the head
- Open my mouth and out pops something spiteful
- A little box with a mirror and a tongue inside
- I got problems up to here, I got people in my ear
- I felt fingertips on the small of my back, so i had to react
- She took it from his lily white hand
- I’ll kiss you from your feet to where your head begins
- She turned around and gave that big booty a smack.
- Where’d you get that body from?
I Heart Fish Sandwiches
Max N Erma’s, Robinson PA
Lyrics Quiz Answers
Thanks to first-time responders Jeff and Trish.
This quiz seemed to stump a lot of people. Admittedly, there were a few trick lyrics in there. Well, at least one.
Answers after the jump.
This Lyrics Quiz is for the Birds
Hey! It’s the first Tom Musial Dot Com lyrics quiz in over six months!
Is this a new trend? Who knows?
Today’s lyrics feature members of the animal kingdom.
As always — put your answers (title and artist) in the comments. And no internet research!
- Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?
- I use antlers in all of my decorating.
- Remember what the dormouse said.
- I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city
- Birds and snakes and aeroplanes.
- The squirrels and the birds come.
- No barking from the dog.
- Bring in the dog and put out the cat.
- Three little birds sat on my window
- A piggy we stole from the shed
White People Getting Funky in the ‘Burgh
With Terrible Towels, no less.
More info here.
Really?
Is there really a market for Pittsburgh Pirates bikinis?
Because there’s nothing a woman likes more than swimwear that says, “I am not a winner.”
There’s a Product for Everything
Having trouble keeping your Farmer’s Tan looking good?
Try this great new product, available at G&G Fitness near the Chipotle in the Pointe at North Fayette.
Back to Work
My minor comedy vacation has come to an end.
I’m back on stage twice this week:
- Wednesday, May 27, at Cappy’s cafe in Shadyside.
Part of the John Mcintire/Gab Bonesso comedy tour. Starts at 9:00 p.m.
- Saturday, May 30, at Sunny Jim’s on Camp Horne Road in the North Hills.
Billy Elmer’s Comedy Cookout. Starts at 9:00 p.m., or whenever the Penguins game is over.
See you there!
The Next Spielberg?
Thanks to Mike Neilson for the pic and the caption.