To this point in my nascent career as a performer and entertainer (ha!), I’ve concentrated mainly on stand-up comedy, and shied away from pursuits in filmed entertainment.
After all, I thought, who wants to see a fat bald yinzer on screen when they are trying to enjoy themselves at the movies?
Then, I finally got around to seeing the locally-made movie Adventureland. And what did I see?
A FAT BALD YINZER PROMINENTLY PLACED IN A KEY DRAMATIC SCENE IN THE MOVIE.

Not only is he fat and bald, but he is wearing a 1976 Jack Lambert jersey.
Now where have I seen a fat bald yinzer in a Lambert jersey before? Hmmm. Let’s see. It’s on the tip of my tongue. Oh yeah, I remember:
IT WAS IN THE AWARD WINNING SHORT FILM “P.O.V” STARRING ME AS A FAT BALD YINZER!

Not only was I in full Lambert-jersey regalia, but I BROUGHT BLACK AND GOLD ZUBAZ PANTS TO THE PARTY! You don’t get any more yinzer than that!
One more thing: I WAS DRINKING ROLLING ROCK. (This was when Rolling Rock was still made in Latrobe – the home of Steelers training camp.)
For crying out loud: if any independent filmmakers or local casting directors need a fat bald yinzer for their next film, there is only one place to look. Right here: Tom Musial Dot Com.
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Check out my guest post at Jeff Konkle’s blog, konkdaddy.com.
The post is about 800 words long, which is about 750 words more than I’ve written here over the last six months.
It’s always amazing how much better we behave when we’re guest on someone else’s property, isn’t it?