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Here’s to Forty More Years of Fish Sandwiches
Primanti’s, Moon Township. My 40th birthday. Primanti’s > cake.
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Signature Bit
For all the hundreds and thousands and millions of jokes I’ve told, there is one that every audience seems to remember: my juice box bit. I’d like to think that this bit captures the imagination due to its clever and … Continue reading
The First Ever Pittsburgh Week-long Comedy Festival
Pittsburgh is having its first ever comedy festival. And the whole city is invited. Seven nights, seven diffrent venues, and seven completely different shows. DON’T MISS THIS GREAT EVENT. This will be just like Woodstock. Except without music and with … Continue reading
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New August Shows Added
Saturday, August 22, at the Midway Bar and Grill in Monaca, PA. Thursday, August 29, at the Obey House in Crafton.
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They Put a Lot of Effort Into This Parody
which makes it that much funnier.
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Lyrics Quiz Answers
Here are the answers to the final Tom Musial Dot Com lyrics quiz. Congratulations to Tahishia for posting two correct answers. As a prize, she wins a lifetime pass to Tom Musial Dot Com. Drop your glasses, shake your asses.Eve, … Continue reading
New Winky Terms
I just added two new terms to the Old-Timey-Pittsburgher-to-English translation guide. If I use this term… I really mean this… Hi-Tops bar (by PNC Park) Mullins KBL Fox Sports Pittsburgh Also, if anyone knows why the table border won’t draw … Continue reading
The Final Lyrics Quiz Goes Out in a Slightly Naughty Blaze of Glory
The people have spoken (via their indifference), and the Tom Musial Dot Com Lyrics Quiz is going on indefinite hiatus. To commemorate the occasion, I’m stretching the boundaries of what’s acceptable at Tom Musial Dot Com, and venturing into PG-13 … Continue reading
Action Photos
Here are some photos from my recent appearance at the Improv. Remember, I’ll be back there on September 17 for a fund-raiser for Gilda’s Club of Western PA. Make plans to hear some great comedy and support a great cause! … Continue reading
Comedy Show on Saturday
I’m in a comedy show this weekend at Viola’s in Moon Township. I’m a late addition to the show, so I didn’t make the poster. You know what I look like anyway. See you there!
The Most Notable Event on the Day of Michael Jackson’s Memorial…
… is the posting of the lyrics quiz answers on TomMusial.com Look both ways before you cross meThe Love You Save (with the Jackson 5) Just take it slow. We’ve got so far to go.I Wanna Rock With You Tenderoni, … Continue reading
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Michael Jackson Lyrics Quiz
Because there is no greater tribute than being featured on the pages of TomMusial.com Look both ways before you cross me Just take it slow. We’ve got so far to go. Tenderoni, you’ve got to be Then let me take … Continue reading
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Route 65 in Bellevue: New Sign Fail
Unless, of course, they’re noting that they set off fireworks nightly.
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A Rare Venture into Business Commentary
From the Post-Gazette: Mylan Inc. said today Chief Operating Officer Heather Bresch has been promoted to president of the Cecil generic drug maker. Quiz for aspiring business people: Which of the following steps should you take if you want to … Continue reading →