Rule #39: The way to a woman’s bed is through the dance floor.
British science proves it!
Two big fundraiser shows coming up in September:
Despite the name of this post, these shows will include little or no dancing. If you would like to dance, watch this video:
I’m not sure this accurately reflects the law of supply and demand.
It’s not just under-aged college girls who suffer at the hands of Pittsburgh’s philandering quarterback.
Check out this life-size oil painting spotted in the window of a Sewickley art gallery:
Now check out the asking price:
If you can’t read it, it says:
Stupid Ben. Now even aspiring Leroy Neimans can’t make a living.
It’s the one time of year that all the nerds, dorks, geeks, and dramats on campus loosen up and act like regular college students.
(Although, in typical CMU fashion, they can’t have a party without incorporating a series of engineering problems, like designing elaborate midway games, building aerodynamic human-powered vehices, and racing robots.)
Nevertheless, as a two-time CMU survivor, I always feel a deep urge each April to spend some time in party-mode.
In that vein, the theme of this week’s lyrics quiz-slash-playlist is Party Time.
(And by the way, if you want to have a crazy good time this weekend, check out Ali Spagnola’s Power Hour concert tonight. 60 songs about drinking in 60 minutes!)
Don’t know the answers? Check out the playlist.
Back in the day, Tom Musial Dot Com used to feature Friday lyrics quizzes. It was a way for me to show off the breadth of my musical knowledge, which ranged from New Jack Swing of the mid 1980s all the way up to popular rap songs of the early 1990s.
I’m reviving the sentiment of those bygone days, but instead of a quiz, I’m basically giving you an answer key. A bunch of video, preceded by the lyrics I would have used in a lyrics quiz if I was still doing lyrics quizzes.
In honor of Tiger Woods’ return to golf, here are nine songs about infidelity.
So another Lent has come and gone, and with it, the wonderful fish fry specials at all of the local parishes, firehalls, and social clubs. This is where I would make a sad face out of keyboard punctuation if I knew how.
Only 325 days to go until the next one!
Keep an eye on TomMusial.com for some videos of my latest Lent/Easter/Fish Sandwich jokes. Coming soon!
(And a fond hello to everyone I’m going to meet at TEDxCMU.)
The Brass Hood, Steubenville Pike, Robinson Township.
Take-out Fish Sandwich from the Sea Shell Lounge, Moon Township, PA
Giant Eagle Market District fish sandwich with a side of grilled vegetables, February 26, 2010