Why Spelling Matters

After five long years, I finally signed up for cable TV again. I wanted to watch more Penguins hockey games, so I chose a package with the Versus channel, which carries a bunch of NHL games.

Unfortunately, I ended up with the Verses channel, the 24-hour poetry channel.

Crap.

Spoiler Alert

Everyone’s up in arms trying to figure out the ending of the Sopranos.

Isn’t it obvious? The entire Sopranos story took place in the mind of an autistic boy looking at a snowglobe. At the end of the last episode, he drops the snowglobe. Cut to black.

PS. AJ is the autistic boy.