The Jig Is Up. The News Is Out

Finally my wife will understand why I put “Renegade” on my “Steelers Tailgate Playlist.”

Close enough, I guess

If you’re a Steelers fan living in Ohio, I imagine you have more important things to worry about than spelling.

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Spotted in the Waterfront in Homestead, October 30, 2009.

White People Getting Funky in the ‘Burgh

With Terrible Towels, no less.

More info here.

Death Wish VI

Do NOT screw with the Commissioner of the Florida Department of Agriculture & Consumer Services!

Charles Bronson

GO STEELERS!

Let’s see lots of moments like this in today’s game.

Be Careful Out There

Ben Roethlisberger’s new $102 million contract contains a “hazardous activities” clause. Ben forfeits his signing bonus if he engages in risky behavior such as riding a motorcycle, piloting an airplane, sky diving, or going to Las Vegas with Lindsey Lohan.

Funeral Etiquette

If you are planning to wear a Steelers jersey to work today in honor of Myron Cope, please be sure to wear the black home jersey, the traditional color of mourning.

Also, apparently someone else passed away yesterday, but nobody in Pittsburgh really cares because he never invented a towel of any sort.

Not For The Faint Of Heart

Click the link below to see a picture of me holding my 12-inch polish kielbasa.

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Pittsburgh Mayor Declares “State of Disaster Emergency”

Suprisingly, it has nothing to do with “Steely McBeam.”

I guess “Hunky McYinzer” was already taken…

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/07220/807819-100.stm

Steelers name new mascot ‘Steely McBeam’

Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
LATROBE — Steely McBeam is the name of the new Steelers mascot, the team announced today at Saint Vincent College following afternoon practice.

The winning entry was submitted by Diane Roles of Valencia, Pa.

The mascot was unveiled earlier this year as a part of the Steelers 75th anniversary celebration.