Only 20% off? Really?

I’m not sure this accurately reflects the law of supply and demand.

Jerseys for sale

Big Ben Is Ruining the Economy

It’s not just under-aged college girls who suffer at the hands of Pittsburgh’s philandering quarterback.

Check out this life-size oil painting spotted in the window of a Sewickley art gallery:
Big Ben Painting

Now check out the asking price:

price

If you can’t read it, it says:

Was $15,000, now $10,000 $5,000.

Stupid Ben. Now even aspiring Leroy Neimans can’t make a living.

The Jig Is Up. The News Is Out

Finally my wife will understand why I put “Renegade” on my “Steelers Tailgate Playlist.”

Close enough, I guess

If you’re a Steelers fan living in Ohio, I imagine you have more important things to worry about than spelling.

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Spotted in the Waterfront in Homestead, October 30, 2009.

White People Getting Funky in the ‘Burgh

With Terrible Towels, no less.

More info here.

Death Wish VI

Do NOT screw with the Commissioner of the Florida Department of Agriculture & Consumer Services!

Charles Bronson

GO STEELERS!

Let’s see lots of moments like this in today’s game.

Be Careful Out There

Ben Roethlisberger’s new $102 million contract contains a “hazardous activities” clause. Ben forfeits his signing bonus if he engages in risky behavior such as riding a motorcycle, piloting an airplane, sky diving, or going to Las Vegas with Lindsey Lohan.

Funeral Etiquette

If you are planning to wear a Steelers jersey to work today in honor of Myron Cope, please be sure to wear the black home jersey, the traditional color of mourning.

Also, apparently someone else passed away yesterday, but nobody in Pittsburgh really cares because he never invented a towel of any sort.

Not For The Faint Of Heart

Click the link below to see a picture of me holding my 12-inch polish kielbasa.

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