Volume Three: The Life and Times of Tom Musial

I’m not sure this accurately reflects the law of supply and demand.

I dig this photo. It makes me look dark and introspective.

I am probably thinking about Twix bars.

Bob’s Kennedy Diner. January 5, 2009.

Primanti’s, Moon Township. December 23, 2009.

Come check me out at the Funny Bone on Wednesday night. I’m closing the show with 10-15 minutes of my patented Tom Musial humor.

Funny Bone Station Square
Wednesday, December 2
7:30 p.m.
$5 cover.

Fat Head’s. November 20, 2009

I’ll be performing stand-up comedy with Bob Poland and Frank Grazulis this Saturday, November 21, at the Boulevard Lounge in Brookline this weekend.

Boulevard Lounge
1144 Brookline Boulevard
Brookline, PA 15226
412-563-1850

Show is 8:00 pm. Tickets are $7 in advance and $10 at the door.

Introducing the Tom Musial online dance party.

Sponsored by the Carnegie Mellon Entertainment Technology Center.

(Not really.)

If you’re a Steelers fan living in Ohio, I imagine you have more important things to worry about than spelling.

Spotted in the Waterfront in Homestead, October 30, 2009.

To this point in my nascent career as a performer and entertainer (ha!), I’ve concentrated mainly on stand-up comedy, and shied away from pursuits in filmed entertainment.

After all, I thought, who wants to see a fat bald yinzer on screen when they are trying to enjoy themselves at the movies?

Then, I finally got around to seeing the locally-made movie Adventureland. And what did I see?

A FAT BALD YINZER PROMINENTLY PLACED IN A KEY DRAMATIC SCENE IN THE MOVIE.

Not only is he fat and bald, but he is wearing a 1976 Jack Lambert jersey.

Now where have I seen a fat bald yinzer in a Lambert jersey before? Hmmm. Let’s see. It’s on the tip of my tongue. Oh yeah, I remember:

IT WAS IN THE AWARD WINNING SHORT FILM “P.O.V” STARRING ME AS A FAT BALD YINZER!

Not only was I in full Lambert-jersey regalia, but I BROUGHT BLACK AND GOLD ZUBAZ PANTS TO THE PARTY! You don’t get any more yinzer than that!

One more thing: I WAS DRINKING ROLLING ROCK. (This was when Rolling Rock was still made in Latrobe - the home of Steelers training camp.)

For crying out loud: if any independent filmmakers or local casting directors need a fat bald yinzer for their next film, there is only one place to look. Right here: Tom Musial Dot Com.

Thank you for your time.