A Business Parable

Mr. Wellington, the CEO, was having an interview lunch with Mr. Jones, the leading candidate for the company’s number-two position. When the main course was served, Mr. Jones immediately sprinkled salt and pepper on his meal.

“I’m sorry,” said Mr. Wellington, “but you’re not right for the job. You seasoned your meal without tasting it first. That tells me that you make hasty decisions without first examining the situation.”

Not long thereafter, Mr. Jones was a multi-millionaire running a successful startup. Part of his success was his ability to make quick decisions when faced with a situation that he’d already encountered hundreds of times. Meanwhile, Wellington’s company had tanked, due mainly to his habit of making spurious conclusions based on data unrelated to the problem at hand.

Retail Packaging Suggestion of the Day

I’m driving a minivan full of hungry kids and hit the drive-thru to pick up lunch. A few minutes later, I’m driving down the freeway trying to open ketchup packets with my teeth and squeeze out more than two molecules of ketchup per packet to satisfy the cravings of my hungry brood.

And I wonder: why can’t fast-food ketchup come in little dipping packages like the sauces you get for chicken nuggets?

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The Cowher Years: A Golden Era?

So Bill Cowher has resigned as coach from the Steelers, ending the Bill Cowher Era in the Steel City.

As much as criticism as Cowher has received during his 15-year tenure (and believe me, I’ll be the first to say he should have won at least 3 Super Bowls during his reign), I’m going to go on record and say that future generations will look back on the Bill Cowher Era as a Golden Era in Steelers history.

Here is what he accomplished in his 15 years:

  • 10 playoff appearances
  • 8 division titles
  • 6 appearances in AFC Title games
  • 2 AFC Championships
  • 1 Super Bowl championship

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Mario Says Penguins Might Leave Town

Why is everyone so upset by this? It’s not like Mario’s the first person to ever leave Pittsburgh for a higher-paying opportunity elsewhere.