Volume Three: The Life and Times of Tom Musial

…to start a band called Texas Polygamy Ranch?

This is one of those times I wish I knew how to play guitar.

Struggling to come up with a name for your cool new band?

Here are five suggestions taken from headlines in today’s Pittsburgh Post Gazette.

• Neck Bomb
• Aliquippa Flood Victims
• Gag Order
• Nude Art Removal
• Wrecking Ball Mishap (paraphrased)