Who Will Be The First…

…to start a band called Texas Polygamy Ranch?

This is one of those times I wish I knew how to play guitar.

Need a Band Name?

Struggling to come up with a name for your cool new band?

Here are five suggestions taken from headlines in today’s Pittsburgh Post Gazette.

  • Neck Bomb
  • Aliquippa Flood Victims
  • Gag Order
  • Nude Art Removal
  • Wrecking Ball Mishap (paraphrased)