Volume Three: The Life and Times of Tom Musial

Eagle-eyed readers of Tom Musial Dot Com may have noticed that my tagline (the small text in the header) changes each time you visit a new page in the site.

I’m too indecisive to simply choose a single tagline, so I’ve collected a variety of lyrics that describe me or which elicit laughter because they don’t describe me at all. (For example: #5 below).

Listed below are ten taglines from the current rotation. Have fun.

1. Do my thing with an ‘89 swing.
2. Caught up between being a father and a primadonna.
3. Take my picture by the pool, ’cause I’m the next big thing.
4. He’s not a man, he’s a lovin’ machine.
5. A body like Arnold with a Denzel face.
6. I can rock the microphone like Dorothy Hamill can skate.
7. You mean you forgot cranberries too?
8. I’m clean-cut and dapper; that’s what I’m about.
9. I’m bringing sexy back.
10. I’m back up in the game, running things to keep my swing