Two-Minivan Man
For reasons too aggravating to relate here, my family no longer owns a minivan (mom’s car) and a sedan (dad’s car).
Instead, we now own a new minivan (mom’s car) and an old minivan (dad’s car).
If you see a shaved-head, goateed, middle-aged man driving around Pittsburgh in a 10-year old minivan with no air conditioning, it’s probably me.
It’s like a dream come true.
Note: my first trip to Slapsticks Comedy Loft in the South Hills is tomorrow night at 9:00 p.m. All you South Hills homies are invited.
PS: As I typed the words “South Hills” above, I accidentally typed “South Ills.” Eerily appropriate, don’t you think?