Volume Three: The Life and Times of Tom Musial

The inaugural Big Red Comedy Show is only two days away! Prepare yourself for an open-stage comedy experience like you’ve never seen!
Come see me tonight at PD’s Pub on Forward Avenue in Squirrel Hill, hosted by local comedy superstar Bill Crawford!
Every sentence I write is going to end in an exclamation point!

I’m driving a minivan full of hungry kids and hit the drive-thru to pick up lunch. A few minutes later, I’m driving down the freeway trying to open ketchup packets with my teeth and squeeze out more than two molecules of ketchup per packet to satisfy the cravings of my hungry brood.
And I wonder: why [...]