
Take-out Fish Sandwich from the Sea Shell Lounge, Moon Township, PA
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Take-out Fish Sandwich from the Sea Shell Lounge, Moon Township, PA
Giant Eagle Market District fish sandwich with a side of grilled vegetables, February 26, 2010
For the last two years, I’ve told the following Ash Wednesday joke at local open mic venues, like the Smiling Moose and St. James Place Tavern. No one has ever laughed, but I like the joke anyway. So I’m posting it here at TomMusial.com, where no one will ever see it. Here it goes.
So yesterday I posted (and tweeted, and status-updated) about how Heinz has started to make ketchup in dippable packets. I was talking with my wife about how cool it is when you want somebody to invent something and then they do! My life gets better, and all I had to do was nothing. During our conversation, my wife asked if anything else had been invented during my lifetime that makes my life better. And as I thought about it, I realized that almost everything I ever wanted to be invented has been invented. For example:
And now the ketchup packet thing pretty much completes the list. All in all, everything that I had ever hoped for in life has already happened. Even the Steelers have won two Super Bowls in the last few years. Yep. Everything is going better than could ever be imagined. Except, of course, for those things I have to do myself. Like get in shape. Or make more money than I spend Or become successful at anything at all. .. <Long, introspective pause.> .. PS. I know. I’m not the first comedian to point out how awesome everything is. Heinz is producing the dippable ketchup packet that I requested on this site in 2007. Hooray! Here are a couple of jokes that Pittsburghers will enjoy. The other 298 million Americans will have to find some other way to spend their time.
Driving in Pittsburgh / Kennywood Trivia from Tom Musial on Vimeo. Recorded December 26, 2009 at the Rex Theater on Carson Street. Come down to The Rex theater the day after Christmas for the best Stand-up in Pittsburgh Featuring: Plus: Hosted by |
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